Sale ends October first

I am generally the one who fetches our mail, and I typically toss the junk into the recycle bin without glancing at it. Given my gender, it is perhaps not surprising this postcard‐style item caught my eye, and after reading it, I just had to digitize it.

Boobs

It is an attractive image assuming one does not have the expectation that such things ought to be wrapped in brown paper, and, to paraphrase Ron White, if you’ve seen one pair of boobs, you pretty much wanna see the rest of ’em. Still, this ad makes me wistful, recalling the days of teenage fumbling in the car for the opportunity. Had I known they could be had in any size for half price with a coupon, I would have wondered what all the fuss was about.

Zero interest financing is available.